The Vice Guide to Everything

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DOs & DON'Ts—Office crushes
"Liking someone at work can get you through the day, but don't make it uncomfortable for either of you. This means no staring, no extraneous contact, and no wanking in the toilets. Period. An office crush is like a bonsai tree, something to nurture slowly over time. If you do, it can reward you with years of simple joy and beauty."